After spending hours and hours studying the Reavers of the Dumahim clan, I have finally discovered the secret to their 100% projectile Evasion ability.
So without further ado;
The Reavers used to hunger for something darker than blood... They hungered for
PEPSI
As you can see the resemblance is uncanny!
The bald head, the lean build, and even the running animation... this is no mere coincidence!
Obtaining Pepsi was no simple task!
Only the best of the best of the Dumahim clan could barely manage to obtain but a single can of the dark liquid, for the sly and sneaky forces of humanity would place many obstacles along the Reavers' paths!
Evading these obstacles over and over has lead these vampires to evolve! Granting them ever increasing agility and dexterity, until they mastered the art of EVASION!
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| EVASION ! |
However in the end, it as all worth it!
April fools!
